What Do You Mean I Never Leave The House?
I have ventured into the depths…
What do you mean I never leave the house?
I have been to more places than you can ever imagine!
I have walked the plains of Mulgore. Prayed at Stormwind’s chapel. Slept under Darnassus trees. Explored Stranglethorn’s Valley. Cleansed the Plague Lands. Rode Griffins and even Manticores.
I have ventured into the depths of Blackrock Mountain. Fought the Scarlet Crusade. Defeated the Scourge. Slayed Onyxya and Nefarian. Partied in front of the gates of Orgrimmar as we displayed their heads to the world. And when I stepped into the Outlands, I WAS PREPARED!
So what do you mean I never leave the house?
I have stepped into Summoner’s Rift thousands of times.
I have danced to a mute musician. Fled from a blind monk. Hid from a prowling hunter. Cried over a sad mummy. Tripped on the devil’s mushrooms. Rode like the wind and even stone.
I have learned rules are meant to be broken. When a dragon sneezes you better get out of the way. Fuzzy cuffs stay at home. Hate and love are just two words for passion. Everybody dies but legends never do. And I have learned to fear the count of 1…2…3….4.
So I ask one last time, what do you mean I never leave the house?
Is breathing the fresh air of Hyrule not enough. Exploring the streets of Gaia. Rummaging the Wastelands. Venturing the depths of Rapture. Looting Pandora’s treasure. Fleeing from a Raccoon and a Colossus. Is this all not enough?
Must I survive Sanctuary? Or perhaps a hill that is always silent. Sneak in a box from place to place. Switch my attire. Jump into hay. Hold on to my rings, my hearts, my saves. Must I slay a dragon and scream FUS-RO-DA!?
Is all of this not enough?
Do I really not leave the house?
…no.
